If you let me drive, I
will let you stick your head out the window.
I chase my tail
because it is always sneaking up on me.
I only eat one shoe or
one sock because I like to save the other one for later.
I know if I stand
under you in the kitchen – sooner or later you will drop some food – crumbs count.
I have a feeling about everyone who visits our home and if you watch carefully you will see it in my
body language and my eyes and I am always right.
If you stuff my Kong
with cookies and cheese I will wash the windows with my tongue.
I did not sleep under
the sheets when you were out but I am wondering if you would consider flannel because I found the cotton a bit flimsy.
If you take me to the
park I will show you how to make new friends. It starts with smelling stranger’s butts and it only gets better from there.
Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest - You've posted me all over the internet - how about a little privacy?
I am tired of walking around naked all the time so I try on your clothes while you are at work.
I know you told me not to use the computer but I haven't had a date in I don't know how long so I went onto a dating site and created a fake profile for myself and then I went onto another dating site and created a fake profile for you.
Let's see who gets lucky first.
I know you told me not to use the computer but I haven't had a date in I don't know how long so I went onto a dating site and created a fake profile for myself and then I went onto another dating site and created a fake profile for you.
Let's see who gets lucky first.
I know when you are sad and I know when you are happy and when you are sad I am sad and when you are happy I am happy.
I know you saved me
and I will spend the rest of my life saving you.