A LIFE WITHOUT A DOG IS A LIFE WITHOUT A SOUL

A LIFE WITHOUT A DOG IS A LIFE WITHOUT A SOUL

Saturday, October 22, 2016

DEEP THOUGHTS FROM A DOG



If you let me drive, I will let you stick your head out the window.

I chase my tail because it is always sneaking up on me.

I only eat one shoe or one sock because I like to save the other one for later.

I know if I stand under you in the kitchen – sooner or later you will drop some food – crumbs count.

I have a feeling about everyone who visits our home and if you watch carefully you will see it in my body language and my eyes and I am always right.

If you stuff my Kong with cookies and cheese I will wash the windows with my tongue.

I did not sleep under the sheets when you were out but I am wondering if you would consider flannel because I found the cotton a bit flimsy.

If you take me to the park I will show you how to make new friends. It starts with smelling stranger’s butts and it only gets better from there.






Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, G+ - I am all over the place - give it a break - will ya?

I am tired of walking around naked all the time so I try on your clothes while you are at work.

I know you told me not to use the computer but I haven't had a date in I don't know how long so I went onto a dating site and created a fake profile for myself and then I went onto another dating site and created a fake profile for you. Let's see who gets lucky first. 

I know when you are sad and I know when you are happy and when you are sad I am sad and when you are happy I am happy.

I know you saved me and I will spend the rest of my life saving you.